I have never liked him largely because he has blood of Indian and Pakistani soldiers martyred in The Kargil War.
Launched on Nov 29 2006, now 2,500+ posts...This bilingual blog - 'आन्याची फाटकी पासोडी' in Marathi- is largely a celebration of visual and/or comic ...तुकाराम: "ढेकणासी बाज गड,उतरचढ केवढी"...George Santayana: " Everything in nature is lyrical in its ideal essence, tragic in its fate, and comic in its existence"... श्रीमंत बाळासाहेब पंतप्रतिनिधी : "बहुश्रुतता असल्याशिवाय सुसंस्कृतता नाही"
मेघदूत: "नीचैर्गच्छत्युपरि च दशा चक्रनेमिक्रमेण"
समर्थ शिष्या अक्का : "स्वामीच्या कृपाप्रसादे हे सर्व नश्वर आहे असे समजले. पण या नश्वरात तमाशा बहुत आहे."
G C Lichtenberg: “It is as if our languages were confounded: when we want a thought, they bring us a word; when we ask for a word, they give us a dash; and when we expect a dash, there comes a piece of bawdy.”
C. P. Cavafy: "I’d rather look at things than speak about them."
Martin Amis: “Gogol is funny, Tolstoy in his merciless clarity is funny, and Dostoyevsky, funnily enough, is very funny indeed; moreover, the final generation of Russian literature, before it was destroyed by Lenin and Stalin, remained emphatically comic — Bunin, Bely, Bulgakov, Zamyatin. The novel is comic because life is comic (until the inevitable tragedy of the fifth act);...”
सदानंद रेगे: "... पण तुकारामाची गाथा ज्या धुंदीनं आजपर्यंत वाचली जात होती ती धुंदी माझ्याकडे नाहीय. ती मला येऊच शकत नाही याचं कारण स्वभावतःच मी नास्तिक आहे."
".. त्यामुळं आपण त्या दारिद्र्याच्या अनुभवापलीकडे जाऊच शकत नाही. तुम्ही जर अलीकडची सगळी पुस्तके पाहिलीत...तर त्यांच्यामध्ये त्याच्याखेरीज दुसरं काही नाहीच आहे. म्हणजे माणसांच्या नात्यानात्यांतील जी सूक्ष्मता आहे ती क्वचित चितारलेली तुम्हाला दिसेल. कारण हा जो अनुभव आहे... आपले जे अनुभव आहेत ते ढोबळ प्रकारचे आहेत....."
Kenneth Goldsmith: "In 1969 the conceptual artist Douglas Huebler wrote, “The world is full of objects, more or less interesting; I do not wish to add any more.”1 I’ve come to embrace Huebler’s ideas, though it might be retooled as “The world is full of texts, more or less interesting; I do not wish to add any more.” It seems an appropriate response to a new condition in writing today: faced with an unprecedented amount of available text, the problem is not needing to write more of it; instead, we must learn to negotiate the vast quantity that exists. How I make my way through this thicket of information—how I manage it, how I parse it, how I organize and distribute it—is what distinguishes my writing from yours."
Tom Wolfe: "The first line of the doctors’ Hippocratic oath is ‘First, do no harm.’ And I think for the writers it would be: ‘First, entertain.’"
विलास सारंग: "… इ. स. 1000 नंतर ज्या प्रकारची संस्कृती रुढ झाली , त्यामध्ये साधारणत्व व विश्वात्मकता हे गुण प्राय: लुप्त झाले...आपली संस्कृती अकाली विश्वात्मक साधारणतेला मुकली आहे."
Thursday, April 25, 2013
Where is Pervez Musharraf's White House?
I have never liked him largely because he has blood of Indian and Pakistani soldiers martyred in The Kargil War.
Tuesday, April 23, 2013
I’ll give thee a wind...Yes, I Have No Doubt
"...Second Witch: I'll give thee a wind.
First Witch: Thou'rt kind.
Third Witch: And I another.
First Witch: I myself have all the other,
And the very ports they blow,
All the quarters that they know..."
(Act I, Scene 3, 'Macbeth', c 1606)
I understand little of Macbeth or any of Shakespeare but I was bewitched (!) by the magnificence of this picture:
Artist: John Raphael Smith, 'Macbeth', the Weird Sisters, 1785
courtesy: British Museum and Guardian
After seeing the picture, I can't question the power of "Three Weird Sisters"...
Sunday, April 21, 2013
Should I Read Vijaya Mehta's Autobiography 'Zimma'?...उदात्त एपिक क्षणांच्या ठिणग्या
विलास सारंग:
"… एक आश्चर्याची गोष्ट म्हणजे 'महाभारता'वर आधारलेली सोफिस्टिकेटेड सांस्कृतिक मूल्यावर उभी राहिलेली एकही प्रभावी नाट्यकृती (इतक्या शतकांत) निर्माण झाली नाही, जिने जनमानसावर सर्वकष मोहिनी टाकली आहे. इ. स. 1000 नंतर ज्या प्रकारची संस्कृती रुढ झाली , त्यामध्ये साधारणत्व व विश्वात्मकता हे गुण प्राय: लुप्त झाले...आपली संस्कृती अकाली विश्वात्मक साधारणतेला मुकली आहे."
('वाङ्मयीन संस्कृती व सामाजिक वास्तव', 2011)
[ Vilas Sarang:
"...One surprising fact is not a single influential play based on Mahabharata grounded in sophisticated cultural values (in so many centuries) has been created, the one that has enchanted the society in its entirety. The kind of culture that was established after 1000 CE, in that virtues of commonality and catholicity almost disappeared...our culture has untimely lost universal commonality."]
Discussion on the subject of Marathi drama thus starts on a somber note.
I did not read Dr. Shreeram Lagoo (डॉ. श्रीराम लागू) 'Laman' (लमाण) because it was (and still is) unaffordable and I did not get to read a single good review of it.
There will one less reason NOT to read Ms. Vijaya Mehta's (विजया मेहता) thanks to Kamlakar Nadkarnni's (कमलाकर नाडकर्णी) excellent review of it in Loksatta (लोकसत्ता) April 21 2013.

courtesy: Rajhans Prakashan and Ms. Vijaya Mehta and the cover artist(s)
What I liked the best about the review is one of the two benchmarks against which it measures the book: 'Bahurupi' (बहुरूपी) by the late Chintamanrao Kolhatkar (चिंतामणराव कोल्हटकर). For me, 'Bahurupi' remains one of the bests books of 20th century. I keep reading it from time to time.
[I say one of the two, second being Nanasaheb Phatak's (नानासाहेब फाटक) 'Mukhavtyanche Jag' (मुखवटय़ांचे जग), because I have still not read it.]
Ms. Mehta is an important stage personality of independent India. (Don't go by moth-eaten entry on her in English Wikipedia and almost nonexistence of it on Marathi Wikipedia!)
I have never seen her perform on the stage but seen Girish Karnad's 'Hayavadana' (हयवदन) and 'Nagamandala' (नागमंडल) directed by her. They were beautifully staged at NCPA, Mumbai. But today almost nothing from those plays stands out in my mind.
Last year or so I saw her longish interview on Marathi TV in many parts. I forgot what she said as soon I changed the channel or switched off the TV. I thought she looked great for her age!
I have seen a few of her pictures from the youth and she looks stunning, very attractive. I hope this aspect of her personality has been done adequate justice in her book.
Mr. Nadkarni writes in the review:
"बाई इतरांबद्दल लिहितात; पण ते त्यांना लाभलेल्या नेपथ्यकारांबद्दल..." (Madam writes about others; but about the art directors she got...).
I understand that Ms. Mehta and the late D G Godse (द ग गोडसे), renowned art director, were friends and I hope she has written about Shri. Godse because the TV interview I refer above had no mention of him. (disclaimer- I may be wrong if I missed that part of the show.) In fact, one of the principal reasons I saw the interview was to hear her talk about Godse!
The review made me disappointed with Ms. Mehta's actions such as:
"आयनेस्कोच्या 'खुच्र्या'बद्दलही त्या घाईघाईत लिहून जातात." (On Eugene Ionesco's 'Chairs' she writes in a haste.)
" '.. नाटय़कृती सामान्याकडून असामान्याकडे जाते आणि त्यातून उदात्त एपिक क्षणांच्या ठिणग्या उडतात. असे अनेक क्षण ब्रुक यांच्या महाभारतात मला मिळाले. म्हणून मी त्यांना गुरू मानते.' बाई फक्त दोनच प्रसंग त्रोटकपणे लिहितात." ["...'the play moves from the ordinary to the extraordinary and from that sparks of sublime epic moments fly. I got many such moments from (Peter) Brook's Mahabharata. And hence I consider him guru' Madam writes only two incidents briefly."]
(BTW- I kind of understand all the individual words there but I have no clue what 'उदात्त एपिक क्षणांच्या ठिणग्या' are...although, I agree, it's fashionable to speak and write such Marathi these days. )
Is this intellectual inadequacy because even her TV interview gave me the same impression? A kind of shallowness. Problem of the medium? She did not give me the impression that she once was a friend of great artist and art critic D G Godse.
Mr. Nadkarni concludes:
"...तसं झालं असतं तर 'बहुरूपी' (चिंतामणराव कोल्हटकर) आणि 'मुखवटय़ांचे जग' (नटवर्य नानासाहेब फाटक) या तोडीच्या नाटय़ग्रंथांत आणखी एकाची भर पडली असती. आताचा 'झिम्मा' आठवणींचा आढावा म्हणूनच लक्षात राहील..." [...had that happened another book of the quality of 'Bahurupi' (Chintamanrao Kolhatkar) and 'Mukhavatyanche Jag' (Natvarya Nanasaheb Phatak) would have been added to the books on drama. Current 'Zimma' will be remembered for summary of memoirs...]'
This conclusion and 'उदात्त एपिक क्षणांच्या ठिणग्या' reminded me of this cartoon:
Artist: Robert J. Day, The New Yorker, March 14 1959
Saturday, April 20, 2013
American Media and Our Loksatta!
Niall Ferguson:
"I was riveted by (Karl) Kraus’s central theme, that World War I could to some extent be understood as a media-driven event."
Lewis Lapham:
Sure, 26/11 coverage was bungled by Indian media but American e-news-media are as lousy as Indian if not worse because they have been in the business for much longer.
This is what Adam Gopnik says in The New Yorker on the Boston episode:
On leaders' behaviour in the wake of the conclusion of the manhunt:
"Then, of course, the cops and officials stepped forward to claim credit, or at least a piece of the spotlight, for the arrest. U.S. Attorney Carmen Ortiz announced that now “my journey begins.” One imagined the real heroes and heroines of the occasion standing back in the shadows, smiling ironically at the politicians’ posturing."
On the over-reaction of the administration:
"...The decision to shut down Boston, though doubtless made in good faith and from honest anxiety, seemed like an undue surrender to the power of the terrorist act—as did, indeed, the readiness to turn over the entire attention of the nation to a violent, scary, tragic, lurid but, in the larger scheme of things, ultimately small threat to the public peace.
The toxic combination of round-the-clock cable television—does anyone now recall the killer of Gianni Versace, who claimed exactly the same kind of attention then as Dzhokhar Tsarnaev did today?—and an already exaggerated sense of the risk of terrorism turned a horrible story of maiming and death and cruelty into a national epic of fear. What terrorists want is to terrify people; Americans always oblige."
On media:
"The incomparable A. J. Liebling wrote once that there are three kinds of journalists: the reporter, who says what he’s seen; the interpretive reporter, who says what he thinks is the meaning of what he’s seen; and the expert, who says what he thinks is the meaning of what he hasn’t seen. The first two—reporters and interpretive reporters—have been largely undermined by economics and incuriosity. But the third category never stops growing. We are now a nation of experts, with millions of people who know the meaning of everything that they haven’t actually experienced."
Friday, April 19, 2013
Deer Kebab by the River Side, eh?...आम्ही वानरांच्या फौजा
A K Ramanujan:
"How many Ramyanas? Three hundred? Three thousand? At the end of some Ramayanas, a question is sometimes asked: How many Ramayanas have there been? And there are stories that answer the question...."
(the collected essays of A K Ramanujan, edited by Vinay Dharwadkar, 1999-2012)
Phillips Talbot (quoted in Frontline, October 19 2007):
That along with Mahabharata must be the most read book by me.
And I like illustrated versions of them. I feel good picture are like annotations. They give me time to pause, imagine and reflect.
I have never looked at Rama as a god but as a very sincere, honest, upper-caste, rich guy who, although very much product of his time, tried to do good all his life. I don't know if he succeeded or failed. And therefore he remains interesting.
I don't know when and where first illustrated Ramayana was prepared.
Emperor Akbar commissioned one in year 1588 with 166 miniatures followed by Rana Jagat Singh of Mewar.
As is true of composite culture of India, this Ramayana was commissioned by a Sikh (Rana Jagat Singh), Sanskrit text in there owes a debt to a Hindu storyteller (Mahatma Hirananda), and was illustrated by a Muslim (Sahib Din).
Jagat Singh's Ramayana, an illustrated manuscript in seven books, was commissioned in 1649. Five of the books (2, 4, 5, 6, 7) are in the British Library and two (1, 3) in India.
View that treasure-trove here.
Here are some of the contents on pages 13 and 14 with some commentary.
"The exiles have headed south from Ayodhya. When they reached the shore of the holy river Ganges Rama sent Sumantra back with the chariot and horses. The three were taken in a boat across the river by Guha the local king and made for the hermitage of the sage Bharadvaja at Prayaga where the rivers Ganges and Jumna meet. Bharadvaja advised them to make for the mountain Citrakuta a short distance away on the other side of the Jumna, a delightful spot frequented by other sages. The exiles have reached the mountain and built a hut near to the river Jumna.
Laksmana hunts for deer on Rama's instructions, so that they may make offerings to the presiding deities of the place. Laksmana cooks the venison on skewers rather than boiling it as in the text and Rama makes the offerings. Sahib Din, again contrary to the text, depicts the two brothers eating while Sita waves a scarf over the food; and she then retires to the hut to eat her own meal. This picture demonstrates the format used by Sahib Din for a forest landscape, with a river at the foot of the picture, a foreground surrounded by trees where the action takes place and a backdrop of vertically striated purple rocks. The two-banded sky is typical of early Mewar painting."
Now, no Ramayana I read as a kid even had a hint of Rama and Laksmana eating the venison! I wonder why.
And this version shows- picture just below- them eating the one cooked on skewers...kebabs
"तुम्ही अवतरले गोकुळी आम्ही गोपाळांच्या मेळी
तुम्ही होते रामराजा आम्ही वानरांच्या फौजा"
Tuesday, April 16, 2013
The Sure of the Mumbai Locals, Straphanging and Palmistry
"साहेबाचा पोऱ्या मोठा अकली, बिन बैलान गाडी कशी हकली ."
( I remember the above couplet from my 9th standard history school text. Any error in reproduction is regretted.)
The first train ran at 3:35 pm on April 16th, 1853, when 14 railway carriages and 400 guests left Bombay's Bori Bunder for Thane, with a 21-gun salute. It was hauled by three locomotives: Sindh, Sultan, and Sahib. The journey took an hour and fifteen minutes.
The freedictionary.com defines 'straphang' as: "To travel as a straphanger", as on a subway or bus and straphanger as "One who grips a hanging strap or similar device for support while riding as a passenger on a bus or subway."
Now, I have traveled quite a bit on Mumbai local trains, often in second class, luckily not often during the rush hours, and, more importantly, against the flow of the majority (i.e. traveling towards South in the evenings and North in the mornings).
I thought I knew a little about straphanhging and then one day I took a fast train around 5 PM from VT and alighted (?) at Ghatkopar. I felt my education in straphanhging or simply hanging-for-dear-life was complete.
1905: Comic card from the District Railway, whose electric trains defied the underground's reputation for slowness and unreliability, and taught passengers the new skill of 'straphanging' during rush hours
Image courtesy London Transport Museum and Brainpickings.org
Now, look at the following picture of inside of a Mumbai local.
People are hanging on to straphangers or bars. There is lots of pushing and shoving. But not all are irritated.
Look at the smiling man at the centre of the picture wearing a headgear. He is looking at the open palm of the man standing next to him and lo, he sees a better future there!
caption: "You are soon buying a car ! Line on your palm only is telling it...."
("तुम्ही लौकरच मोटार घेणार ! हातावरची रेषाच सांगतेय … ")
Artist: Vasant Sarwate (वसंत सरवटे), 'Vyangkala- Chitrakala' ('व्यंगकला - चित्रकला'), 2005
(note- This is Sarwate's early cartoon, first published decades ago)
p.s.
I buy one Marathi and two English dailies and I did not see even a mention of this anniversary in them.
However, today morning I was glad to see that Google had decided to celebrate it, doodle style.
courtesy: Google inc.
Sunday, April 14, 2013
उंच माथ्यावरी चढून कधीतरी बकरी पाला खाते...And then Happens a Rescue Mission!
अजुनी बकरी पाला खाते..". But then disappointment set in.
It should read:
The full stanza reads:
"अजून येतो वास फुलांना
A leading Marathi newspaper quoting an important Marathi poet in a sloppy manner...will Guardian or The New York Times quote Yeats, Auden or Eliot like this?.
and then happens a rescue mission!
Saturday, April 13, 2013
Then Missing WMD, Now Books? Mike Luckovich Is Back and How!
"...The Great War, wrote (Karl) Kraus, "was a disastrous failure of the imagination and an almost deliberate refusal to envisage the inevitable consequences of words and acts". It was "made possible above all by the corruption of language in politics and by some of the major newspapers". Burke's book shows that this is as true of 21st-century multi-theatre conflict, from the bloodthirsty rants of Osama bin Laden and Anwar al-Awlaki through the falsehoods about Iraq's WMDs in prestigious western newspapers, the martial bluster of respectable politicians and intellectuals to, most recently, the "manifesto" of the Norwegian mass murderer Anders Behring Breivik..."
(Guardian, September 2 2011)
This blog loves Mike Luckovich. Some of his absolute gems have been captured here.
For instance Changing of Guard or What's Map (both dated November 2006) or Chelsea Clinton's Wedding and The Godfather (August 2010) or Did Arnold ever quit grabbing them? (May 2011)...and more.
Even a thought of some of his pictures make me laugh alone any where, any time. My son too likes him and it's fun to recall Luckovich cartoons in his company.
And then one day I stopped following his work. What happened?
Barack Obama replaced George W Bush in the White House.
For me, Mr. Luckovich was at his best when Mr. Bush was running the world.
I had expressed my fears on November 4 2008, when Mr. Bush rode away, that humour around the world was going to suffer with that change and I was going to miss Mr. Bush.
I was bloody right.
This is vintage Luckovich and the reason is obvious: "George W. Bush Presidential Library". The library is going to open some time in April 2013.
Not books but bombs...Weapons of Mass Destruction that were never found...Remember Iraq, WMD inspectors, war on terror etc?
Are books too missing from the library just like WMD from Iraq? There is an added edge to the picture because Mr. Bush was (is?) NOT very fond of books.
Artist: Mike Luckovich, April 2013
Tuesday, April 09, 2013
Agastya of 21st Century! Filling Up a Damn Dam
"To become a politician is like going to work in the drain."
Henry Miller:
"Often, when I listen to the radio, to a speech by one of our politicians, to a sermon by one of our religious maniacs, to a discourse by one of our eminent scholars, to an appeal by one of our men of good will, to the propaganda dined into us night and day by the advertising fiends, I wonder what the men of the coming century would think were they to listen in for just one evening."
"...Freedom is when you forget the spelling of the tyrant’s name..."
Agastya (also Agasti) was one of the Vedic Rishis (inspired poets); his name is given as the author of several hymns in the first of the 10 chapters of the Rigveda.
Vinoba Bhave (विनोबा भावे) has written a brilliant essay on him. Here is a part of the same:

['विनोबा सारस्वत' (Vinoba Saraswat) edited by राम शेवाळकर (Ram Shewalkar) 1987]
But today I remember him for another thing.
"One story about Agastya goes that once the demons had taken refuge in the ocean and it was difficult for the gods to vanquish them, so they went to Sage Agastya for help. Then, after hearing the gods, the sage drank the entire ocean water and held it within him until the demons were destroyed. After the demons were destroyed, Devtas requested him to save the sea animals who were dying because of lack of water. At Devtas request Agastya Rishi released all the water as urine and that is why the sea water became salty."
It has happened before: A great man has peed to fill up an ocean.
Therefore, I wonder why another great man of this century can't do it again to fill up a damn dam.
Artist: Unknown, Courtesy: Blog http://maharishis.blogspot.in
Roger Ebert: Cartoon Caption Contest Will Miss You More than Films!
Mostly, I have benefited from his advice.
I like what Maureen Dowd wrote about him in The New York Times in September 2011:
"...Ebert likes movies about Good People who do the right thing, like “Casablanca”; Bad People who do the right thing, like “The Silence of the Lambs”; and Bad People who have a sense of humor, like “Goodfellas.”
(I wonder why it was not sent to Playboy. Playboy has published some great cartoons. Marathi Diwali magazine Awaaz would have probably published it.)












