Launched on Nov 29 2006, now 2,500+ posts...This bilingual blog - 'आन्याची फाटकी पासोडी' in Marathi- is largely a celebration of visual and/or comic ...तुकाराम: "ढेकणासी बाज गड,उतरचढ केवढी"...George Santayana: " Everything in nature is lyrical in its ideal essence, tragic in its fate, and comic in its existence"... श्रीमंत बाळासाहेब पंतप्रतिनिधी : "बहुश्रुतता असल्याशिवाय सुसंस्कृतता नाही"
मेघदूत: "नीचैर्गच्छत्युपरि च दशा चक्रनेमिक्रमेण"
समर्थ शिष्या अक्का : "स्वामीच्या कृपाप्रसादे हे सर्व नश्वर आहे असे समजले. पण या नश्वरात तमाशा बहुत आहे."
G C Lichtenberg: “It is as if our languages were confounded: when we want a thought, they bring us a word; when we ask for a word, they give us a dash; and when we expect a dash, there comes a piece of bawdy.”
C. P. Cavafy: "I’d rather look at things than speak about them."
Martin Amis: “Gogol is funny, Tolstoy in his merciless clarity is funny, and Dostoyevsky, funnily enough, is very funny indeed; moreover, the final generation of Russian literature, before it was destroyed by Lenin and Stalin, remained emphatically comic — Bunin, Bely, Bulgakov, Zamyatin. The novel is comic because life is comic (until the inevitable tragedy of the fifth act);...”
सदानंद रेगे: "... पण तुकारामाची गाथा ज्या धुंदीनं आजपर्यंत वाचली जात होती ती धुंदी माझ्याकडे नाहीय. ती मला येऊच शकत नाही याचं कारण स्वभावतःच मी नास्तिक आहे."
".. त्यामुळं आपण त्या दारिद्र्याच्या अनुभवापलीकडे जाऊच शकत नाही. तुम्ही जर अलीकडची सगळी पुस्तके पाहिलीत...तर त्यांच्यामध्ये त्याच्याखेरीज दुसरं काही नाहीच आहे. म्हणजे माणसांच्या नात्यानात्यांतील जी सूक्ष्मता आहे ती क्वचित चितारलेली तुम्हाला दिसेल. कारण हा जो अनुभव आहे... आपले जे अनुभव आहेत ते ढोबळ प्रकारचे आहेत....."
Kenneth Goldsmith: "In 1969 the conceptual artist Douglas Huebler wrote, “The world is full of objects, more or less interesting; I do not wish to add any more.”1 I’ve come to embrace Huebler’s ideas, though it might be retooled as “The world is full of texts, more or less interesting; I do not wish to add any more.” It seems an appropriate response to a new condition in writing today: faced with an unprecedented amount of available text, the problem is not needing to write more of it; instead, we must learn to negotiate the vast quantity that exists. How I make my way through this thicket of information—how I manage it, how I parse it, how I organize and distribute it—is what distinguishes my writing from yours."
Tom Wolfe: "The first line of the doctors’ Hippocratic oath is ‘First, do no harm.’ And I think for the writers it would be: ‘First, entertain.’"
विलास सारंग: "… इ. स. 1000 नंतर ज्या प्रकारची संस्कृती रुढ झाली , त्यामध्ये साधारणत्व व विश्वात्मकता हे गुण प्राय: लुप्त झाले...आपली संस्कृती अकाली विश्वात्मक साधारणतेला मुकली आहे."
Tuesday, December 24, 2013
Is He Coming Tonight?
Sunday, December 22, 2013
I Have Measured Out My Life with Tea Spoons...एकच कप
Artist: Lisa Congdon
In my case, I have measured out my life with coffee spoons (for first 23 years) and then tea-spoons.
Sample this:
"...I read the tea leaves
as if they were words
left over from a conversation
between two cups…"
(Kenny Knigh, "Lessons in Tea-Making")
Endless cups of tea...conversation...wonderful...This could have been easily written in Marathi
"...वाचतो मी पत्ती चहाची
जणू ते शब्दच
राहून गेलेले संवादातील
दोन कपामधल्या..."
Or won't we all identify with this?
John Agard:
"Put the kettle on
It is the British answer
To Armageddon.
Never mind taxes rise
Never mind trains are late
One thing you can be sure of
And that's the kettle mate…"
("ठेव किटलीत आधण
हेच असे भारतीय उत्तर
प्रलयाला
गेली उडत महागाई, रुपयाची घसरण
होवू देत लोकलला उशीर
एका गोष्टीची मात्र खात्री बाळग
ती म्हणजे किटली-मित्र …")
'Mad Tea Party' in 'Alice In Wonderland'
Artist: Salvador Dali
Wednesday, December 18, 2013
Honey, I'll Make Sure You Wear the Same Perfume Today...
Up to a whore."
courtesy: Facebook page
Wikipedia:
"Soong May-ling made several tours to the United States to lobby support for the Nationalist's war effort. She drew crowds as large as 30,000 people and in 1943 made the cover of TIME magazine for a third time."
In 2009, I read a book review of "THE LAST EMPRESS / Madame Chiang Kai-shek and the Birth of Modern China" by Hannah Pakula by Jonathan Mirsky.
Saturday, December 14, 2013
As I Prepare to Buy AAP Brand of Tooth-powder in 2014...
Lao Tzu (6th century BCE):
"...The more laws and restrictions there are,
The poorer people become.
The sharper men's weapons,
The more trouble in the land.
The more ingenious and clever men are,
The more strange things happen.
The more rules and regulations,
The more thieves and robbers..."
Thomas Paine (1737- 1809):
"...Society in every state is a blessing, but government even in its best state is but a necessary evil; in its worse state an intolerable one;..."
Alexander Herzen (1812-1870):
"...There are periods when man is free in a common cause. Then the activity towards which every energetic nature strives, coincides with the aspirations of the society in which he lives. At such times—which are rare enough— everything flings itself into the whirlpool of events, in it finds life, joy, suffering and death..."
Peter Marshall (1946 - ), "Demanding the Impossible: A History of Anarchism", 1992/ 2008 :
"...Anarchism remains not only an ultimate ideal, but increasingly a practical possibility. If we are to survive nuclear annihilation and ecological disaster, if we can steer between the Scylla of roaring capitalism and the Charybdis of authoritarian socialism, then we may reach the land where a free society of relative abundance exists in harmony with nature, where the claims of the free individual are reconciled with general solidarity. Even if we cannot reach it in our lifetimes, we can at least enjoy the exhilaration of the journey, sailing our ship together towards the beckoning horizon without fettering slaves in the hold or shooting the albatross on the way."
Our father encouraged us to watch all Raj Kapoor films. I liked some and found others boring. But I truly love three of them:
1. Jagte Raho (1956)
2. Shree 420 (1955)
3. Mera Naam Joker (1970)
For me, Amit Maitra and Sombhu Mitra's 'Jagte Raho' is the greatest Indian film ever made. It remains highly underrated. I keep watching it and discovering new 'angles' I had not seen earlier.
'Mera Naam Joker' is like a Shakespearean tragedy. But it goes little awry in the last third of the film when Padmini arrives on the scene.
As I watched the aftermath of Delhi assembly elections on TV in December 2013, I remembered more and more of 'Shree 420'.
Whenever Mr. Arvind Kejriwal spoke I kept thinking about Raj Kapoor's speeches from the film...What innocence...What hope!
courtesy: Shemaroo and legal owner of copyright to the film
First, I remembered the scene where Mr. Kapoor tries to sell his brand of tooth powder and almost gets away with it. I would never get angry with RK for his attempt to con the crowd because I always prefer him to Nemo.
Nemo (on right) and his toothless crony
courtesy: Shemaroo and legal owner of copyright to the film
Similarly I have millions of questions for AAP but I am likely to vote for it next time around - the way I would have voted in favour of Janata party in 1977 had I been eligible to vote then- because I prefer RK's likely anarchy to Nemo's regime.
I hope Mr. Kejriwal also makes the speech like the one RK makes towards the end of the film when he reminds people that you can't build a house for Rs. 100.
courtesy: Shemaroo and legal owner of copyright to the film
"Delhiites, They all are Shree 420 alright but you have to pay a reasonable price for a unit of electric power and a kg of onions."
No matter what, I know the life of a common man over the ages has always been like that of RK's character in 'Jagte Raho' but with a new hope in my heart, I am ready to try AAP brand of tooth powder in 2014 because I am just fed up of Nemo and his toothless crony.
Wednesday, December 11, 2013
Dead GA Still Speaks...जी ए म्हणाले आम्हाला, युरिडिसी म्हणाली ऑर्फियसला
(Ecclesiastes 4: 1–2)
"Greek drama is being performed on both the commercial and amateur stages of Britain, as of the world, with greater frequency than at any point since classical antiquity. At times during the 1990s more plays by Euripides or Sophocles were available to the London theatre-goer than works by any other author, including Shakespeare."
(Joy Katz, 'Left Behind", November 2013)
Here is an example given by GA of how dead people perhaps speak.
(मृत) युरिडिसी म्हणाली ऑर्फियसला:
"… तू चुकलास. माहीत असणे निराळे आणि स्वतः हाडामांसात मृत्यू भोगणे निराळे. तू तो भोगला नाहीस; मी तो भोगला आहे …"
(Eurydice to Orpheus:
"...You are wrong. Knowing is one thing and experiencing the death in one's own flesh and bones another. You did not experience it; I have experienced it...")
Sunday, December 08, 2013
When Nanasaheb Peshwa Dies on January 14 1761...
John Darwin:
"Why do the products of Westernized culture (in science, medicine, literature and the arts) still command for the most part the highest prestige?"
Prof. Dr. John Darwin is a formidable name among historians. He is a faculty of history at University of Oxford.
Among others, he has written impressive 'The Empire Project: the Rise and Fall of the British World System 1830-1970' (Cambridge, 2009).
I have already quoted Prof. Darwin on this blog earlier here.
For Caravan, July 2013, Srinath Raghavan has reviewed historian Sanjay Subrahmanyam's book. There, Dr. Darwin has been praised as one of the "best historians" of the younger generation, in the league of the likes of the late Eric Hobsbawm of older generation.
In the earlier post, I hailed his two books as 'masterly'. One of the two is 'The Empire Project' and the other is 'After Tamerlane: The Global History of Empire', 2007.
I was thumbing through the latter and, as is the habit, went to the pages where he writes on Marathas.
"The Maratha confederacy has long been portrayed as a predatory horde that reduced northern India to anarchy. But behind its rise can be seen something more interesting than an alliance of freebooters. The Marathas’ territorial conquests were marked not by scorched earth but by their elaborate revenue system, whose voluminous records are preserved at Poona (modern Pune). Maratha leaders aimed not at general devastation but at the gradual absorption of the Mughal domain into the sphere of their svarajya or ‘sovereignty’. Their object was not so much the absolute overthrow of Mughal power as its enforced devolution: hence the eagerness with which they sought to cloak their rule with the authority of Mughal grants and decrees. The Maratha enterprise, suggests a modern study, is best seen as the struggle of an emerging Hindu gentry, under their sardars or chiefs, to share Mughal sovereignty and revenues in ways that reflected the rising importance of new landholding groups...
...South Asia in the first half of the eighteenth century should not be seen as a region that was drifting from stagnation to anarchy. In the northern interior the triangular conflict between Marathas, Mughals and the transmontane invaders was also a struggle between ‘gentry’ groups, who were striving to build a stable and sedentary order of towns, markets and settled agriculture, and ‘warrior’ groups who were part of the old tradition of nomadic pastoralism on the upland plains connecting northern India and Central Asia."
Although little sobering is this: 'the Maratha confederacy has long been portrayed as a predatory horde that reduced northern India to anarchy'.
Now, comes a howler from the professor.
"In a further battle at Panipat, in 1761, the Afghans crushed the Maratha army and killed the peshwa, chief minister of the confederacy."
We know that the then peshwa Nanasaheb Peshwa on that day was not even on the battlefield and was at least a 1000 km away in Maharashtra, and died a natural death, no doubt accelerated by the defeat, five months later! On that day in the battlefield, peshwa's cousin and son were killed.
I felt sad reading this blunder in Dr. Darwin's book.
Nanasaheb Peshwa- earlier on this blog, I have been critical of him here and praised him here- was one of the most important personalities of 18th century, not just in the Indian context but that of the South Asia, West Asia and colonizing nations of Europe. One may argue that he was at least as important, if not more, as George II of Great Britain, British monarch from 1727-1760.
When you look up 1761 in Wikipedia, it lists only 16 events for the year. The first one is the third battle of Panipat. When you look up 1947 in Wikipedia, it lists about 113 events for the year. One of them is independence of India.
T S Shejwalkar (त्र्यं शं शेजवलकर) narrates how “wise-man” and a key adviser to the peshwa, Sakharam-Bapu Bokil (सखाराम बापू बोकील), had started making plans, based on Maratha empire’s existing sway over large parts of South Asia, to reach Iran.
I don't think, since his death, any other native Marathi speaking personality has influenced 'world affairs' more. (No wonder 18th century Marathas get decent coverage in Darwin's book on global history.) All great Marathi speaking personalities of 19th, 20th and 21st century India have at best influenced South Asian political/ social affairs.
Nanasaheb remains largely unsung in today's Maharashtra including Pune. I wonder why.
Is it because he was a Brahmin? Wasn't he a product of his time like most men and women?
Personally speaking, I have started hating Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821) since reading "1812: Napoleon's Fatal March on Moscow", 2004 by Adam Zamoyski but Mr. Bonaparte is recently rated by some to be the second greatest person in the history of mankind, next only to Jesus.
Historical personalities are not fairly judged by the yardstick of political correctness of the present.









